General Style Rules

Here's some general guidelines for guys who don't care about fashion or just don't know what to do with themselves. This is not for the guy who already has a style that they love and that girls love too, this is for the guy who doesn't think what hes doing is working.Girls do care about this stuff guys!!! Keep this list in your pocket when you go shopping.

1.Don't wear anything with a picture/symbol/brand name across it.

2. Stick to basics.

3. Always wear DARK wash jeans.

4. Stay away from lines or weird marks on the jeans as well.

5. Make sure the jeans are straight legged with out being tapered, try a boot cut jean.

6. Plaid shirts/vintage looking, are always hot.

7. Plain CASUAL button ups are always good as well.

8.Plain t-shirts are good, v-necks are usually tacky.

9.As far as shoes just stick to some plain shoes, like CONVERSE Chuck Taylors. You really can't lose with a gray or black pair of those.

10. Get the idea of whats in by cruising the online stores. (gap, american eagel, urban outfitters)

11. Jeans should always be worn at the hip with a belt.

Ed the Creapy Lookin Jock

 Meet Ed. We found him walking down Melrose ave. sporting a free jersey that said "Special Ed" on the back and 69 on the front...wink wink. He also needed a haircut and his chin pubes shizaved, HOLLA! We took him to Floyds and Ray hooked him up with a sort of Faux Hawk dealy.Then Joey shaved him real fresh like. Ed was down for a new style, having just gotten out of a relationship three and a half weeks ago. He needed a new method for getting ass. In place of his bewildered sporty guy, we suggested a "hot surfer jock" look. Girls love it and it goes with his unbelievable body, actual surfing/skating ability and Burt Reynolds tan. To finish it off we found a Penguin sweater at Wasteland, a vintage clothing store for around 18 bucks! HOLLA (ps: Ed said he liked "small, thin, athletic girls..you know the usual thing." No we don't.) 

Mendy the Goofy Jew

 The Wing Girls took their man-skills back to the streets. We found Mendy talking to a homeless man in front of a 7-11. True Story. The homeless man wanted a manover too.  Maybe in June. MENDY had an unfortunate case of the lopsided mushroom curly topped mop. Now don't get us The Wing Girls are all in favor of a fat Jew-Fro, but  this just wasn't cutting it. So we cut it for him.   Lisa decided to give Mendy some more texture. He told us he had just gotten a hair cut two weeks ago... must grow pretty fast.  After that we ran to Wasteland on Melrose, we ran for fear his hair would grow back in the ten minutes it took to get there...get it? HA HA AHHHHH! Ok so we found him a vintage 70's T and a kind of Kurt Cobainish button up on top. Hot Mendeazy...real hot.

Greasy Rocker Boy Tristan

 It's a good thing Tristan's girlfriend was with him, because the Wing Girls would have been ALL OVER this like white on rice. Hot. Hot. HOT. I'm sorry, but we really should get a medal for unearthing Tristan's inner male model. And to Tristan's girlfriend, your welcome. A lot of boyz in LA sport this look. Maybe they think it makes them look like Kurt Cobain. But if this is you, it doesn't. Kurt Cobain's hot. Boys like Tristan here just look like they need a shower. PS: NOTE TO JIM CARREY : We're looking for you. You're NEXT.