It's my favorite time of the year-- Back to School Shopping time! And even though I'm probably never actually going Back To School, unless its for getting a bartender's license one day, I still like to celebrate by updating my closet accordingly. I couldn't help but notice while browsing through American Apparel the other day that there are some HIDEOUS clothes for Men in there. And so it is with great pleasure, I bring you the top American Apparel designs of the season that are sure to keep girls FAR FAR away from your newly clad body:

Do you have (get) to wear glasses? Thick black framed glasses are total chick magnets!Ray-Bans are our favorite but any will do. They take you to the next level of cute, mysterious and cool. Seriously. Throw out your wire framed glasses or whatever it is your wearing, they are lame-city. Follow the link below for more. Again feel free to print them out and take them to your eye glass place.

Hey guys print any of these out and bring them to your chop shop. Usually they do a better go with a picture to use. Make sure you have the kind of hair that will work for each photo. Check underneath to make sure it works for you.

Your girl's goina drag you Back to School shopping anyway, so you might as well do your homework ahead of time.And if you don't have a girl yet, this may help.

Let us help you pick out jeans that won't make us feel like we are dating your mom.

Let these celebs heed a warning!

Oh baby baby. Looks that make girls want to crawl on your back.